Consideration Mother and father: Right now’s publish include grownup humor – albeit extraordinarily infantile grownup humor.
You understand how it goes: you see one thing, you choke again fun, you go searching to see if anybody ELSE is laughing, you word that nobody is, and then you definitely determine your thoughts is simply within the gutter and also you’re the one one who sees one thing just a little iffy concerning the sheep bone on this one-year-old’s cake, for instance:
[Photo removed at baker’s request. (Although *she* thought it was funny; the client did not.) Instead, please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot. And then imagine a sheep holding a giant dog bone at hip level.]
Doooo yoooour “bones” grasp low?
Do they dangle from side to side?
Are you able to toss ’em in a sack?
Do they startle little Bo?
Ahem.
The level, my fellow gutter-minded associates, is pointing skyward for the time being – and just a little to the suitable.
However in a extra metaphorical sense, the purpose is I perceive. Name it a hazard of the job, however I, too, usually see giggle-inducing unmentionables the place others see, say, unusually formed “flowers:”
{Insert stamen joke right here}
And I am compelled to surprise simply how curious Curious George has grow to be to warrant a large censor dot:
After all, some persons are even additional down the gutter pipes than I’m, as evidenced by these of you (John) who felt this less-than-ladylike commencement bear deserved a point out – or a minimum of an extended robe:
Sew Unseamly! Somebody get this bear a Barely There Censor Bear, STAT.
(Btw, I’ve heard of a nip slip earlier than, however what do you name this?)
(No, wait – do not reply that. There are innocents current.)
Okay, I do know that one was a stretch – [rim shot!] – however inform me you are not within the LEAST bit curious why a baker determined to do this:
Perhaps it is a pun: you already know, a trunk down the Gingerbread man’s trunks? However then, why does the elephant look so sad?
Once more, in all probability finest when you do not reply that.
Ever see a cake so cute you simply need to squeeze it?
Yeah, I am feeling the precise reverse of that proper now.
After which there are the truffles that cross over from vaguely disconcerting into outright cringe-inducing:
WHY IS THE END OF IT DIRTY?!!
And… [whimper]… is {that a} pearl necklace?
Shut the web. All of us want showers.
What? No, not collectively – okay, COLD showers, for a few of you.
And perhaps a case of Unicorn chasers.
Because of Anony M., Beth B., Carrie C., Patrick V., Katie Q., Cindy Ok., & Lesley W. for ruining the tune “Butterfly Kisses” for me. No, wait, that was already ruined. By no means thoughts.
