Edible paper. Edible paper. EDIBLE PAPER!! Amaze your pals! Astound your coworkers! All you want is…EDIBLE PAPER!!!

(The next message is delivered to you by the Nationwide Board of Edible Paper and Non-edible Infants.)
Hey there, baker! Lonely sheet truffles bought ya down?

[defeated trombone slide]

No worries. Now you possibly can flip this:

“Boo! That is so BORING and PHOTOLESS!”

…Into THIS!

“Wow! Is that paper? You could EAT??”

Sure, it’s! And now your bakery could make actuallytrillionsof {dollars} with a bit of assist from this fabulous product, often called…

EDIBLE PAPER!!!
With Edible Paper (and our conveniently included car clip-art starter pack), you possibly can…

Reduce prices!
—What higher, less expensive method is there to have fun a bride-to-be’s journey than with…

…leisure car clip-art?

With just a few roses and a stick determine bride, this bathe cake is able to roll!

Save time!
—Why waste valuable hours fumbling with piping baggage when it takes solely a second to hit “Print?”

And it is nonetheless simply as significant.

It is EASY!

—No creative expertise? No drawback!! Hearts are tough to attract, however an edible hearse is only a keystroke away!

Loss of life turns into it!

Sure, with Edible Paper, you might be solely restricted by your Creativeness*! 

*Creativeness clip-art packs bought individually.

Now, do not put away that “Everlasting Relaxation” photograph pack simply but; when a buyer asks you to “simply make it good ,” it is actually your time to shine!

You possibly can relaxation in peace understanding your buyer is completely happy.

Do you like fried hen? I imply, LOVE like it? However not a lot that you simply wish to eat something that really tastes like fried hen? You then’re in luck!

It is finger lickin’ nice! 

Edible Paper!

EDIBLE PAPER!

EDIBLE PAPER!!!

Edible Paper. Reworking your child bathe truffles from this…

Into this:

You are welcome.

Because of Susan H., Liana E., Nathan S., Dana H., Taryn, Kerry M., Adam D., Wendy M., Mollie B., who suppose these truffles look fairly tearable.

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P.S. You already know what’s higher than edible paper? EDIBLE CHEESE PAPER:

Prank Present Field: Cheese Printer

No, it isn’t an actual cheese printer (booo), however with these prank reward packing containers you may make your family and friends THINK it’s. There’s additionally an “ear wax candle equipment” and an particularly merciless 12,000 piece puzzle field of a stable blue sky. DASTARDLY.

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And from my different weblog, Epbot: