Usually I keep away from clichés just like the plague.
Nonetheless, in terms of shopping for a cake, generally you have to seize the bull by the horns.
(Simply do not seize the different finish.)
See, I am going to wager you {dollars} to donuts:
… that some of you will get wrecks.
You might suppose you’ve got all of your geese in a row:
(or possibly to be rowed…)
… however let’s face it: There is a good likelihood the baker’s …
… a poo ant in need of a picnic.
They usually would possibly get your cake …
… bass ackwards.
I imply, does a bear …
… sit within the woods?
(Aw, Pooh.)
😉
Look, you are most likely by no means going to get the baker to eat crow:
So do not make a tempest in a teapot!
(Really, do not make something on this teapot.)
In any case, you have nonetheless obtained a cake, and possibly the supervisor will mark it down.
So relatively than look a present horse within the, uh …
… gaping mouth nozzle of despair?
… simply get pleasure from your cake.
I feel Shakespeare put it finest:
“That which they name a rose by some other title…
“… nonetheless seems to be like meat.”
Because of Scott D., Deanna C., Laura M., Wolfie W., Anna M., Autumn J., Reba S., Jesea J., Lana H., and Maria V. for letting us have their desserts and browse them, too.
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P.S. In the event you want a drink after these desserts, then I’ve JUST the sport for you:
“These Playing cards Will Get You Drunk” Celebration Recreation
And since I’ve the structure of a dizzy squirrel, I suggest an alternate model the place as a substitute of ingesting we eat whoopie pies. Any seconds?
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
