“Deb, everybody retains laughing at our new spiral donuts. Any concept why?”
“Actually? Nonetheless? Drat. I even added an indication – I believed that may assist.”
“Yeah, about that….I am unsure we needs to be telling clients to not get their “panties” in a twist. May you alter that?”
“Oh, certain.”
“And ensure the brand new signal mentions we will warmth the donuts up, too.”
“You bought it!”
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Consideration, clients: THEY’RE JUST DONUTS.
Do not get your p***s in a twist.
P.S. Obtainable Sizzling…
or Chilly!
Thanks for the dough nuts, Sophie F.!
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Excellent news, there is a Quantity 2!
Exceptionally Unhealthy Dad Jokes, Vol II
This one has the phrase “spiffing” within the title AND comes with a stunning green-and-gold cowl, so people will acknowledge your subtle style whereas begging you to cease telling these horrible, TERRIBLE jokes.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
