With commencement season over, you could be tempted to revel within the heady hopes of a brighter tomorrow, what with all these freshly educated, newly degreed youngins descending upon our workforce and all.
I am right here to repair all that.
This cake was alleged to say – I child you not – “It is a lady.”
That apostrophe placement shall be haunting my desires tonight.
After all, it is also attainable to get the spelling and punctuation excellent, whereas nonetheless utterly lacking the purpose:
Granted, this could possibly be a “he stated, she stated” concern.
Hey, bear in mind when preschoolers have been taught to place the sq. blocks within the sq. holes, and the spherical blocks within the spherical holes?
Do they not try this anymore?
For some cause I am getting the sensation that is alleged to be a base”ball.” Odd.
And keep in mind that toy with the pull string that instructed you what the canine says?
Do they not have these anymore, both?
Wait. Is {that a} cat?
Okay, now I am actually confused.
Nonetheless, I assume we are able to take consolation in figuring out that these wreckerators will not at all times be wreckerators:
Finally they’re going to get promoted to administration.
Due to Becky A., Jane R., Stacey S., Jennifer V., & Alissa P., who need to ask that worker within the background, “Hey, why the lengthy face?”
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
