At present’s Wreck is so unrecognizable I figured I higher provide you with as many clues as attainable earlier than displaying it to you.
Clue #1: He is huge, inexperienced, and lives in a swamp.
Clue #2: He is a cartoon ogre.
Clue #3: His title is Shrek.
Clue #4: He seems to be like this:
Okay, have you ever guessed who it’s but?
‘Cuz right here comes the Wreck!
(Choo choo!)
AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
Ahem.
Okay, so it is shiny, toothy, and has a homicidal glint in its useless, useless eyes.
Alternatively, now we all know what would occur if the Unbelievable Hulk and Sloth from the Goonies ever had a love little one. Proper, Michelle Y.?
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P.S. What do you get once you mix a twenty yr previous film with a ten yr previous saying?
Pure punny gold, that is what:
Examine Your self Earlier than You Shrek Your self Shirt
That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.
(Additionally is available in purple and grey!)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
