[Note: Today’s post contains a mildly bad word, because I put it in to make John laugh and then he said it was too funny to take out. Please parent accordingly.]
In keeping with City Dictionary, a unicorn chaser is something that “serves as a cleaning of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful web picture or expertise.” If you happen to’ve ever mistakenly clicked a hyperlink that confirmed you one thing actually disgusting, like clown porn or these prairie attire from Goal, then you already know what I am speaking about.
You used to have the ability to purchase a Unicorn Chaser from ThinkGeek (RIP), thought they by no means talked about what it tasted like. I am guessing moonbeams and Oreo filling, as a result of I can not think about something that tastes higher than that, besides perhaps Oreo filling with out the moonbeams. But it surely would possibly style like inexperienced Skittles, which might be disgusting, and then you definately’d want one other chaser to your Unicorn chaser. Which might be each unhappy and type of filling.
Look, my level is that these clouds appear to be shit:
